I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day

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magicalmrtaco:

awwww-cute:

I was just joking with him, but the look he gave me was complete betrayal

Oh my god the face

magicalmrtaco:

awwww-cute:

I was just joking with him, but the look he gave me was complete betrayal

Oh my god the face

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work-it-out:

repeat after me

it’s ok to be pissed your favorite band didn’t win bUT IT’S NOT OK TO HATE ON THE ONE WHO DID

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#MCM @cheynegoddamnstokes 
He’s my love, my best friend in the entire world, he’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me. Zachary makes me so happy, he is amazing. Perfect in every way. <3
I’m in love with you. 
I love you so very very much.

#MCM @cheynegoddamnstokes
He’s my love, my best friend in the entire world, he’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me. Zachary makes me so happy, he is amazing. Perfect in every way. <3
I’m in love with you.
I love you so very very much.

engage-with-zorp:

There was a lot of wine and helium at this family gathering.

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fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto

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horns-of-mischief:

New photos from Avengers: Age of Ultron (x)

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