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suspend:

IM SCREMAING I GOT BANNED AT CLUB PENGUIN FOR SAYING “GO FUK A CACTUS”

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He doesn’t believe me, but his smile is truly beautiful and it brightens my days. @cheynegoddamnstokes

He doesn’t believe me, but his smile is truly beautiful and it brightens my days. @cheynegoddamnstokes


Charlie Day’s Merrimack College Commencement Address. [x]

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emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

(via hey-sweetcheeks)


elrincondekaisermilan:

bucky-barnes-booty:

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

always reblog zombie bagel OPS


Hero of all nations

elrincondekaisermilan:

bucky-barnes-booty:

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

always reblog zombie bagel OPS

Hero of all nations

(via dead-poolanon)


allthestarsonyourceiling:

Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.” 

Oh my god. 

(via haters-gonna-wait-what)


meladoodle:

my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that

(via stability)


thinsquids:

*loses 5 lbs* I don’t see a difference

*gaines 0.003 lbs* Why did I let myself go

(via swanproblems)



relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

(via greed)